On February 8, 2010, I had the great pleasure of volunteering for the Drama League at their annual gala - this one in particular was celebrating the career of Angela Lansbury. The entire show was comprised of loving renditions of showstoppers from productions that Angela had performed in. The 11 o'clock number of the evening was a fabulous send off to Angie - opened by Bernadette Peters who was joined by a number of Broadway's young leading men.
The "new" lyrics to Mame, the title song to Jerry Herman's 1966 that provided Angela a vehicle to stardom, were written by Stephen Cole especially fo the occasion of the Drama League Gala. The men were dressed in top hats and tails and were joined at the end by the entire cast, including Ms. Lansbury. It was thrilling!
In honor of Angela's birthday - today, October 16th - I am sharing (after the Theatre Aficionado especially procured them at my bidding) Stephen's terrific "new" lyrics. They sum up how I - how we all - feel about her! So Happy Birthday, Angie!
BERNADETTE PETERS:
Do you hear that vamp, Angie? For over two years at the Winter Garden theater, a large group of amorous men serenaded you with this great Jerry Herman song eight times a week. They called you Mame then, but tonight, we wanted to personalize it a little bit...
ANGIE (MAME)
Special Material Lyric by Stephen Cole
Music by Jerry Herman
BERNADETTE PETERS:
YOU SET THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ON ITS EAR
ANGIE
YOU'VE HAD A SEVEN DECADE CAREER
(IT’S STILL GOIN’ ON)
ANGIE
Angie, the leading men of Broadway salute you!
(She exits as Cheyenne enters. Each man enters on his line until all ten are assembled)
CHEYENNE JACKSON:
YOUR TEEN WERE SPENT IN HOLLYWOOD
FAMOUS WERE THE ELBOWS THAT YOU RUBBED
CHRISTOPHER SIEBER:
YOU SANG WITH JUDY GARLAND
BUT THAT WAS MGM, SO YOU WERE DUBBED
BERNARD:
YOUR MRS. LOVETT MADE CRITICS RISE
TRIO: ANGIE
BERNARD:
THEY’D BETTER, OR YOU’LL BAKE ‘EM IN PIES
TRIO: ANGIE
WILL SWENSON:
YOU ONLY HAVE TO SHOW AND A TONY WILL BE WAITING AT YOUR DOOR
MALCOLM:
IN RAGS OR DRAPED IN ERMINE WHO
SANG SONDHEIM, STYNE AND HERMAN?
WHO...
CHRISTOPHER SIEBER:
...OUTBELTED ETHEL MERMAN?
ALL FIVE: YOU!
ANGIE
CHAD:
WELL FERME MY BOUCHE
AND SLAPPA MY THIGHS
YOU SURE MAKE THE GROSSES AND AUDIENCE RISE YOU WALK ON A STAGE AND YOU TURN EVERY HEAD
ALL SIX: ANGIE
JAMES BARBOUR:
WELL, STRIKE ME SILLY
AND HERE’S A QUOTE
“YOU KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE WITH “MURDER SHE WROTE’”
YOU WALKED IN THE ROOM
AND SOMEBODY’S DEAD!
ALL SEVEN: ANGIE
MICHAEL:
YOU WERE ELVIS’S MOTHER
DERRICK BASKIN:
THO YOU WERE TOO YOUNG
BOTH:
BUT THAT’S NOT THE CAUSE OF YOUR FAME
DAVID:
NO, YOU HAD TO WAIT FOR YOUR ULTIMATE FATE
(SUNG)
WHEN YOU SLID DOWN THE BANNISTER AS MAME (DANCE SECTION)
ALL:
YES, WE’RE ALL GLAD YOU’RE BACK ON BROADWAY ANGIE AND, WE ALL PRAY THAT YOU’RE GONNA STAY ANGIE
(Two of the men go down to bring Lansbury to the stage)
ALL:
WE LOVE TO CALL YOU MADAM
THAT’S MADAM ARMFELT
ALSO MADAM ROSE
PRODUCERS LOVE TO CALL YOU
CAUSE THEY KNOW IF YOU SIGN
THEY’LL NEVER CLOSE
YOU MAKE US GIDDY AND ALL AT SEA
ANGIE
YOU MAKE US MODULATE UP A KEY
ANGIE
LET’S FACE IT, WE’RE ALL CRAZY
YES, CRAZY FOR YOU AND YOU ARE TO BLAME
WE MADE THIS ROOM DELUXE FOR YOU
BERNARD:
I SQUEEZED INTO MY TUX FOR YOU
ALL:
THEY PAID NINE HUNDRED BUCKS FOR YOU
ANGIE….
ALL (+ WOMEN):
VELVETA TURNS TO BRIE FOR YOU
BLUE STATES AND RED AGREE FOR YOU
JUST MEN:
LOOK HERE, I’M ON ONE KNEE FOR YOU
ALL:
ANGIE! ANGIE!
ANGIE! ANGIE! ANGIE!!!
From an exuberant attendee at the Drama League Gala - not me!
MAME - from the 1983 Broadway Revival
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2 comments:
A very special tribute to a very special lady! Happy Birthday, Angela! Love, Elizabeth
A delightful offering that I expect to share (with full credit to you and to the Drama League. Lovely.
p.s. I believe I saw you at the TIPA reading on Friday .. I sat in the row behind you closer to the podium. Sorry I didn't introduce myself but I expect there will be another opportunity one of these days ..
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