She Entertained Us All Right

I sat in the beautiful auditorium of the Strathmore feeling the anticipation that Bernadette would soon on stage, feeling that unmatchable feeling of butterflies fluttering in my stomach, my heart all a twitter, and trembling from feeling cold, but not really cold...and then she exploded onto the stage on cue and was all cotton candy and sex, slinky and slithery like a beautiful colorful snake covered in silvery sequins, with that cute little voice of hers...and then that same voice poured songs like the sweetest syrup and covered my senses like a warm blanket, chasing away my chills. My face hurts from smiling.