Lisa: I guess I'm never going to be your Broadway Baby.
Homer: That's not true, honey. You can always write a depressing Broadway play of some kind.
Lisa: You think so?
Marge: Sure, it can be a story about people coming to terms with things.
Homer: Hey, yeah, you can load it up with lots of swears, that's what David Mamet does.
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