Thursday, April 09, 2009

Letter to my neighbor

Dear neighbor on the other side of my bedroom wall,

I am sick and tired of hearing you on an almost nightly basis, from around 11:00 pm to 12:30 am or so, "singing" Kander & Ebb's Maybe This Time. I say "singing" because what you are doing is no more than an attempt and it's driving me crazy. I do admire your attempt to learn a show tune or two, but must you do it so late at night? And you are way off pitch and you are straining to belt. That's just painful. And must you must you sing the same stanza over and over and over? Please do me and my cats a favor - SHUT UP.

I suggest that if you have some sort of obsession with this beautiful song, please just play Liza instead of attempting your own rendition. You are interrupting my sleep and I don't appreciate it.

Signed,

Your fed up neighbor

1 comment:

robertian said...

Ha! Oh dear, this could easily be a note my upstairs neighbor might be writing on his blog about yours truly, if he even has a blog.

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