John: I have two tickets for the new Stephen Sondheim musical.
Jessica (with a gasp): Who did you have to kill?
Angela Lansbury as Jessica to Lloyd Bochner as John in the 1992 Murder, She Wrote* episode "Tinker Tailor Liar Thief"
*Every Sunday evening in September, the Hallmark Channel is treating us to a primetime mini-marathon. Hooray for the Hallmark Channel!