Ticket Taker: Tickets, please. Oh, I'm sorry sir, these tickets aren't for this performance.
Frasier:What? But they say for the 16th. That's the 16th right there. That's today.
Ticket Taker: Yes sir, they were for the matinee.
Niles: Oh no, no, there has to be some mistake. Oh, dear God.
Frasier: I'm so sorry, Niles.
Niles: Well, surely, you must hold some tickets aside for emergencies. We'll take anything. Anything at all.
Frasier: Even mezzanine.
Frasier: Hot Tickets, October 16, 1998, Season 6, Episode 4